surprisebitch:

moriahari:

HOLY SHIT

PLOT TWIST

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ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

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stars0nmars:

weve-never-been-alive:

acejr28:

titancure:

ANIME BOOBS MAKE ME LAUGH

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LIKE LOOK AT THIS SHIT 

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I MEAN I’VE NEVER TOUCHED A BOOB 

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BUT I’M PRETTY DAMN SURE THEY DON’T DO THIS SHIT

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LIKE

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?????

You’re forgetting the best one image

Somebody Hawkeye this shit.

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kakashifan-lol:

aneternalscoutandabrownie:

jamesmdavisson:

So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)

UPDATE: Now with more Business.

YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE

Gentlemen.

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flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

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kushdrinker:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

he looks really old for 14 years old in those first pictures

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" C. S. Lewis  (via givepowertothepeople)

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laye-z:

The camera turned on by itself I am no model

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ikkimikki:

the-feminist-fangirl:

chandra75:

George Takei,

You rule. 

George Takei is a beautiful human being.

I love George Takei!

George Takei being amazing and mocking these sad, pathetic bigoted idiots in his glorious style

It is the best thing

LOOK AT ALL THIS STAR-SASS RIGHT HERE :D

(via tropicalstormtrooper)

finding-fucken-nemo:

dumbcuntts:

paintvrlife:

Leonid Afremov is a passionate painter from Mexico who paints with palette knife with oil on canvas. He loves to express the beauty, harmony and spirit of this world in his paintings, which are rich in different moods, colors and emotions.

these literally just changed my mood

That’s tight as fuck

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